This might not be funny to anyone else, but trust me, it was hilarious at the time.

What follows is completely factual, as dictated by T. Young:

Ok, here's what happened. So we were talking one night, right, and so Dan was like, "Robby, go get me a bagel at the deli." Robby said no, even though Dan said, "Please." Robby disputes this fact, the record should show - but he is stupid.

Anyway, I said that I bet he would get one if his girlfriend Sarah asked, but he insisted that he would not unless she came down to the store with him. And Dan was like, "Yeah, she'd give you kisses the whole way there" - or something like that. So I said that I would give him kisses all the way there if he went, but he just laughed and said "No."

I called him on his bluff and and I fucking dared him to take me up on my offer. Dan and Jeff tried to get him to do it too, but he was too much of a pussy, because he is not comfortable with his sexuality and I am.

Here's where you have to use your imagination and picture me and Robby in the deli waiting for the bagel, and all the time I have to keep kissing him on the cheek. Honestly, I think I might have done it. But I knew I would never have to, because Robby is such a mondo wimp. Plus, I'm wearing flannel and I would have had boots. Doesn't get much manlier than that.